Thursday, December 17, 2009

Happy Christmas (for us)!

Hey, merry Christmas everybody! This Christmas card is to let you know that with the hustle and bustle of the non-Halloween season we won't be able to record again until the new year. Please keep patient and um, spend time with your family or something.

Anyway, we'll be back at the beginning of the year to continue doing what we do. You know the drill. The first one we cover will be the very special episode called "A Matter of Christmastime" (see picture). Get your comments in! Give the podcast five stars on iTunes! Email us to complain! Whatever!

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Podcast 45: We Grok Spock


Strange, very strange how meandering we got this time around. It's mostly weird because this selection of episodes included a guest spot from probably the most iconic character in the entire Trek universe -- Wesley Crusher! Oh, and also Spock.

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH and technical difficulties
6:07 -- "Disaster"
26:09 -- "The Game"
38:47 -- "Unification (I & II)"
1.15:22 -- Awards and rankings
1.35:11 -- Qapla'
1.37:31 -- Trek Files promo
1.38:03 -- BYU-Utah football game recap
1.45:33 -- Outtakes

Btw, Elliot emailed in his comments on the "Unification" episodes, but somehow we missed them during the recording. Here's a bit of what he had to say:

Unification I: A looooot of buildup to get to the moment we were all waiting for -- Spock emerging from the shadows. Anyway, before all that, there's a whole episode to discuss. Perhaps my favorite part of the episode is the scene between Picard and a dying Sarek -- great to see Mark Lenard, one last time. Excellent performance.

In an episode about diplomats, nice to see Picard work his magic while requesting a Bird of Prey -- courteous but firm, with a slightly threatening posture. But really, why is it such a big deal to borrow one friggin' Bird of Prey? They seem to have thousands of them. Gowron's newfound grandiose sense of self is a nice touch -- it will grow and fester, well into DS9.

Stephen Root as a Klingon captain! Very cool. Of course, Root played Milton in 'Office Space', Bill Dauterive in 'King of the Hill', and Jimmy James in 'Newsradio', among many other fantastic performances. The man has range. "Hahahahaha. Don't you two look sweet!"

Unification II: And once again the second part is slightly underwhelming. Good teaser -- references to Star Trek VI, Spock and Picard debating the merits and methods of unification. Also, in one conversation Spock compares Picard to both his father and Kirk.

While it is a real geeky joy to watch Spock and Picard converse and debate, the episode starts falling apart once Sela is revealed. An intriguing story about age old conflict and reconciliation is dragged down by a stupid invasion conspiracy. I guess I just don't like Sela, because the rest of the episode isn't that bad. Her presence somehow makes the scope of the episode seem small -- the same person is constantly behind every single Romulan conspiracy? And why in the world would she lock an android, a Vulcan, and a Starfleet captain in an office, by themselves, without supervision? Did she really think that such a collection of minds wouldn't be able to figure out how to extricate themselves from the situation?

And how are you going to invade Vulcan with only 2000 troops? Do the Romulans really think the Federation wouldn't retaliate? The whole thing just seems stupid.

Interesting that Troi uses her feminine wiles in Part I to get some information, then Riker turns on the beard charm in Part II to get what he wants. The bar scenes were actually pretty good, giving off that old noirish, gumshoe vibe. Oh, and the first appearance of Klingon opera.
Hey, a real important thing we forgot to mention that's probably pretty obvious: Spock was still on Romulus completing his mission there to set up the new J.J. Abrams movie. We really should have made that connection. Maybe viewer mail should have said so too! Ever think of that?

Jon's Rankings

4. "Unification I"
3. "Disaster"
2. "The Game"
1. "Unification II"

J.R.'s Rankings

4. "The Game"
3. "Unification I"
2. "Disaster"
1. "Unification II"

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Gene Roddenberry (1921-1991) and Mark Lenard (1924-1996).

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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Podcast 44: J.R. and Jon on the Podcast on the Ocean (and then *CLAP* they're friends!)

Season 5 (the best season ever) opens! We are so officially more than half-way done! Nice! Klingon civil wars, Denise Crosby, Ashley Judd, metaphors, a new snazzy Picard wardrobe, Bajorans, snowflakes... this podcast has got it all (except the Borg, Q, Wesley, Pulaski, the entire original crew, the Ferengi, Riker getting some, etc.)!

If you want to know what J.R. is passionate about this time of year, please check out holywarfootball.com

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH, college football, New Moon, Michael Jordan
6:58 -- "Redemption II"
30:15 -- "Darmok"
43:47 -- "Ensign Ro"
1.02:56 -- "Silicon Avatar"
1.19:00 -- Awards and rankings
1.33:37 -- Qapla'
1.35:42 -- Trek Files promo
1.36:14 -- Outtakes

J.R.'s Rankings

4. "Ensign Ro"
3. "Darmok"
2. "Redemption II"
1. "Silicon Avatar

Jon's Rankings

4. "Ensign Ro"
3. "Redemption II"
2. "Silicon Avatar"
1. "Darmok"

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Paul Winfield (1939-2004).

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Podcast 43: In Space No One Can Hear the Sound of Music


Say hurray for a return to Kirk and co. and the big Screen! Say hurray for the return of Nicholas Meyer! Say hurray to awesome actors such as Christopher Plummer and David Warner! All the ingredients for enjoyment are here -- but the real question is "How enjoyable is it to listen to two dorks talk about how enjoyable something is?"

Sorry for getting this out so late. It is the holiday Halloween Thanksgiving season, after all.

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH and talk about Netflix and Halloween
12:10 -- Some viewer mail
17:22 -- Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
59:00 -- STVI viewer mail
1.18:00 -- Awards and rankings
1.15:25 -- Podcast awards and rankings
1.22:06 -- Original crew rankings and awards
1.29:00 -- Qapla'
1.32:31 -- Halloween song #1
1.37:37 -- Halloween song #2
1.38:35 -- Outtakes

Notice that if you stay with us to the very end you can hear this year's Halloween songs.

Jon's Rankings

1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

J.R.'s Rankings

1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Brock Peters (1927-2005).

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Podcast 42: Life, the Universe and Everything Trek


The number of this podcast says it all. "Says what?" you ask? Well, perhaps you asked the wrong question. Anyway, It's Halloweentime, so I gotta go work on my costume. Expect a more interesting opening paragraph next podcast.

Sorry for getting this out so late. It is the holiday Halloween season, after all.

Btw, one of us (not Jon) must have used their Mac's internal microphone rather than the headset microphone. The result is hearing everything happening in the entire neighborhood. Also, J.R. is way more coughy than usual. Must have been from the carbon monoxide leak. Also, Jon was waaaay tired when we recorded.

Wow, looks like another long one!

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH and Boston viewer mail
12:53 -- "The Mind's Eye"
30:24 -- "In Theory"
1.01:17 -- "Redemption"
1.08:00 -- Drinking game report
1.15:25 -- Podcast awards and rankings
1.25:15 -- The rest of the awards
1.47:45 -- The rest of the rankings
2.06:33 -- Qapla' and outtakes

J.R.'s Rankings

3. "In Theory"
2. "The Mind's Eye"
1. "Redemption"

Jon's Rankings

3. "In Theory"
2. "Redemption"
1. "The Mind's Eye"

More rankings will be posted later.

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Next podcast we'll be discussing the totally adequate Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. Get those comments and questions in!

This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Halloween (beginning of time-end of time). Check out this comic.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Podcast 41: Then We're Agreed -- Worf Isn't Merry


Okay brace yourselves. We just set a record for the longest JRWSTFTFT to date! Yeah! This is longer than our TOS wrap-up! It's even longer than our Wrath of Khan DVD commentary! Only half of it is dead air. Stop wasting time reading this introductory paragraph and get listening!

Oh hey, check out David's podcast called Psyconoclasm!

Also check out Snyder's podcast called SundayDrivePodcast!

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH, viewer mail and universal health care
12:23 -- "Identity Crisis"
25:51 -- "The Nth Degree"
40:12 -- "Qpid"
59:32 -- "The Drumhead"
1.17:22 -- "Half a Life"
1.36:06 -- "The Host"
1.50:49 -- Awards and rankings
2.13:33 -- Qapla' and outtakes

Jon's Rankings

6. "The Host"
5. "Half a Life"
4. "Qpid"
3. "The Nth Degree"
2. "Identity Crisis"
1. "The Drumhead"

J.R.'s Rankings

6. "Identity Crisis"
5. "The Host"
4. "The Drumhead"
3. "Half a Life"
2. "Qpid"
1. "The Nth Degree"

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Remember we will be playing the Star Trek Drinking Game to the episode "Reunion" according to the "Worf rules." Check out the drinking game here.

This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Kay E. Kuter (1925-2003) -- even though he played a really annoying character in my opinion.

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Sunday, October 4, 2009

A Slightly Cooler Pic


Found this on Mr. Wheaton's blog as well. Doggone it why can't we get him to notice our Blog? He could send us a voiceover or join a podcast or even just comment and tell us we are losers.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Sweet Pic and Announcement

So I found the following image on Wil Wheaton's blog. I figured it was just aching to be shared here.


In the meantime, expect a recording of podcast #40 within the next few days. Most likely Tuesday at 3 pm MDT (or is it MST now?). We'll let you know.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Podcast 40: The Devil Went Down to Ventax II


Other titles considered for this podcast: "Kissing in the Mouth," "Is It Possible We Need to Make Second Contact on Risa?" and "Sleeping With New Life and New Civilizations." It seems this batch has a bit of a seductive edge to it, what with Ardra, that glasses chick who actually out-riked Riker and also those aliens that liked to visit Troi in her sleep.

If you listen carefully, you can hear J.R. deep cleaning his keyboard during the podcast.

Click here for the Star Trek Cookbook version of fungilli.

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH and viewer mail
16:42 -- "Devil's Due"
36:22 -- "Clues"
45:17 -- "First Contact"
1.04:39 -- "Galaxy's Child"
1.14:58 -- "Night Terrors"
1.30:14 -- Awards and rankings
1.40:50 -- Qapla' and outtakes

J.R.'s Rankings

5. "Galaxy's Child"
4. "Clues"
3. "Devil's Due"
2. "Night Terrors"
1. "First Contact"

Jon's Rankings

5. "Galaxy's Child"
4. "Clues"
3. "Devil's Due"
2. "Night Terrors"
1. "First Contact"

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Remember we will be playing the Star Trek Drinking Game to the episode "Reunion" according to the "Worf rules." Check out the drinking game here.

This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Paul Lambert (1922-1997).

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Podcast 39: Keeping Up With the Cardassians


Despite J.R. being stuck in another warp bubble during much of the recording of this podcast, we had some wonderful uplifting discussion on racism, dehydration, pettiness and the whimsy that is "Data's Day."

Also, we OBVIOUSLY recorded this long before the B.Y.U. - Florida State game.

YouTube links that Phil sent us that have to do with the homoeroticy relationship of Jean-Luc and Wesley can be found here and here.

Read a version of the story Flatland mentioned by Joey right here.

Hey Ladies! Write to us and justify Troi's behavior in "The Loss." jrwatchesstartrek@gmail.com

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH
1:20 -- Viewer mail
10:30 -- Expectations come crashing down to Earth
11:58 -- "Final Mission"
24:36 -- "The Loss"
39:28 -- "Data's Day"
57:25 -- "The Wounded"
1.:09:51 -- Awards and rankings
1.20:26 -- Qapla' and outtakes

Jon's Rankings

4. "The Loss"
3. "Final Mission"
2. "Data's Day"
1. "The Wounded"

J.R.'s Rankings

4. "Final Mission"
3. "Data's Day"
2. "The Wounded"
1. "The Loss"

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Remember we will be playing the Star Trek Drinking Game to the episode "Reunion" according to the "Worf rules." Check out the drinking game here.

This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Patrick McGoohan (1928-2009), Eartha Kitt (1927-2008) and Larry Gelbart (1928-2009). Yeah, they all appeared on the "In Memoriam" segment on the Emmys the other night.

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Monday, September 21, 2009

Podcast 40 on its way soon!

We've set up a time to record Wednesday at 5:00 pm MDT. I'm pretty sure that's 7 on the east coast, 4 on the west and uhhh... midnightish in England and four days from now in Australia. Someone needs to send us a timezone globe.

Yes, we know podcast 39 was never uploaded, well it's coming very very soon.

We will at least cover:

"Devil's Due"
"Clues"
"First Contact"
"Galaxy's Child"

We may cover if we have time or if we feel like it:

"Night Terrors"
"Identity Crisis"
"The Nth Degree"
"Qpid"

Also maybe whatever episodes are after that.

Send in whatever!

We'll probably be broadcasting live, so you can find us at ustream at one or both of the following:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/thejonblogcam
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/star-trek-stuff

This week's question: Who is the hottest actress in Hollywood today?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Podcast 38: Rod Serling Loves Tromboners

J.R. alluded last time that there were some "Twilight Zone" type episodes on the way. Well, here they are! Plus we got some real sweet Worf harmony and some Yar from the grave sorta. This one ran a bit long, so you're welcome (just kidding -- we're sorry!) and it sort of makes up for the last podcast which was incredibly short and rushed (but still sorta turned out okay).

Find out the meaning of Worfanus here.

Also make sure to go here.

Please vote in the poll on the blog! You only have one day left to vote! What episode should we play the drinking game to?

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH
10:22 -- Viewer mail
25:06 -- "Suddenly Human"
33:08 -- "Remember Me"
48:00 -- "Legacy"
1.00:11 -- "Reunion
1.15:35 -- "Future Imperfect"
1.30:51 -- Awards and rankings
1.44:50 -- Qapla' and outtakes

J.R.'s Rankings

5. "Suddenly Human"
4. "Legacy"
3. "Future Imperfect"
2. "Remember Me"
1. "Reunion"

Jon's Rankings

5. "Suddenly Human"
4. "Legacy"
3. "Future Imperfect"
2. "Remember Me"
1. "Reunion"

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Rod Serling (1924-1975).

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Saturday, September 5, 2009

Hurry and vote in the poll! HURRY!

Notice we have a NEW POLL up that you only have until the nines (09/09/09) to vote on. We're planning on playing the Star Trek Drinking Game again for one of the last episodes of season four. Also, we're planning on focusing on a specific character within the episode. For example, "The Host" is an episode primarily about Beverly, so if "The Host" wins, the plan is to diligently abide by the "Beverly Crusher rules" of the drinking game.

Anyway, pick the episode (and character) you most want all of us to participate in. There is a chance we'll make adjustments.

Oh! Check out the rules for the game:

http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/trek/drink_trek.html

And once again neither of us actually drink alcohol, so do whatever. Wouldn't recommend alcohol because there's a lot of potential for heavy unhealthy amounts of fluid here. I'm planning on prune juice. Fitting.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Podcast 37: Malfunctional Families


Because of our severe active lifestyles we only had time to cover three episodes this week. On the positive side, these were three episodes that were closely related to each other in some way. Also, J.R. really hates Lore. Even more than Picard's brother it sounds like.

Thus begins a very sigh-inducing Season Four!

A weird note, in our post-podcast research. The actress who plays Marie Picard is only four years younger than the actor who plays Robert Picard. I thought it was a 20 year difference. Whoops!

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH
3:22 -- Mailbag
8:46 -- "The Best of Both Worlds, Part II"
26:29 -- "Family"
42:56 -- "Brothers"
57:13 -- Awards and rankings
1.06:45 -- Qapla' and outtakes

Jon's Rankings

3. "The Best of Both Worlds, Part II"
2. "Family"
1. "Brothers"

J.R.'s Rankings

3. "The Best of Both Worlds, Part II"
2. "Brothers"
1. "Family"

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to Georgia Brown (1933-1992).

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Friday, August 14, 2009

Our Rules For Star Trek Drinking Game

As you know, we're planning on watching "The Best of Both Worlds, Part II" whilst participating in the Star Trek Drinking game. We don't recommend actually playing the game with alcohol. We're very temperate ourselves, plus if you actually read the rules, you won't be able to get through an entire TNG episode without succumbing to alcohol poisoning within the first 10 minutes of the show. If you truly wanted to do it the J.R./Jon way, the beverage of choice would be a gallon of root beer spiced up with a cup of salt.

ANYWAY, we've discussed it and decided that if you'd like to play along, we're just going to abide by the "general quotes" section and the two "Worf" sections. That way we won't need to consult five pages of rules for every five seconds of show. So here are the tamer rules, which will be far easier to follow:

Category: Condition                                      : Number of Drinks
: ===========================================================================
: General : "Open hailing frequencies" : 1
: Quotes : "Medical emergency" : 1
: : "Belay that order" : 1
: : "Energize" : 1
: : "Hell", "Damn" and other swearing. : 1
: : SEE ALSO: Riker's special swearing rules. :
: : "It's not like anything I've ever seen before": 1
: : "Impossible" : 1
: : "Impossible" while watching the "impossible" : 2
: : "Shut up, Wesley" : 3
: : "On screen" : 1
: : "Understood" : 1
: : "Set phasers on..." : 1
: : "Acknowledged" : 1
: : "Priority One" : 1
: : "Just a little more time...!" : 1
: : "Eastern/Western/Southern/Northern Continent" : 2
: : "The Klingon Home Planet" or other reference :
: : without actually giving it a name : 2

: ===========================================================================
: Worf : "Impressive" : 1
: Quotes : "Admirable" : 1
: : "Grrrrr" (A simple sneer qualifies) : 1
: : "I am a Klingon" : 1
: : "Klingons do NOT..." : 1
: : "Security Override!" : 2
: : "Human women are too fragile" : 2

: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Worf : Uses the word "human" in a sense meaning puny,:
: Actions : weak, or otherwise >not< Klingon : 2
: : Gets beat up : 1
: : Actually wins a fight : 2
: : Throws someone in the brig/Arrests someone : 1
: : Asks for an explanation of a human term/custom: 1
: : Says something with a tilt of his head/nod : 1
: : Has a suggestion shot down offhandedly : 2
: : Fusses about his discommendation : 2
: : Makes a reference to his sexual prowess : 2
: : Mentions or participates in some bizarre :
: : Klingon ritual : 2
: ===========================================================================


Please let us know how things go.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Podcast 36: Resistance to Season Three Is Futile


It's the end of Season Three! Huzzah! Come for the awesome discussion of the final episodes of the season! Stay for the awesome season summary. It'll hit you like the main deflector dish!

Here is that link we said we'd post about the Star Trek drinking game. Plan on playing it with us when we watch "The Best of Both Worlds, Part II"! Don't actually drink alcohol or you'll probably pass out.

Also, this may be the most important link you'll ever click on -- here.

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH
9:03 -- "Transfigurations"
24:44 -- "The Best of Both Worlds"
42:25 -- Awards and rankings
46:34 -- Season Three wrap-up and awards
1.12:38 -- Season Three rankings
1.36:47 -- Qapla' and outtakes

J.R.'s Rankings

2. "Transfigurations"
1. "The Best of Both Worlds"

Jon's Rankings

2. "Transfigurations"
1. "The Best of Both Worlds"

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to John Hughes (1950-2009).

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Monday, August 3, 2009

Podcast 35: Garbless Pursuits


So like, there was a lot of background noise in this one for the first 40 minutes or so. Don't worry, just pretend that you're in the middle of a highly intellectual conversation at a really ritzy cocktail party -- except you can't see anybody, most of the guests have the voices of little kids and what you're talking about is an alien technology that allows you to teleport clothing off of women without their consent.

We cover five episodes of NextGen in this particular podcast. Most of them involve obsessiveness and kidnapping.

Here is that link we said we'd post about the Star Trek drinking game. Plan on playing it with us when we watch "Best of Both Worlds Part II"!

Also, if you wanna see some really awesome Star Trek editing (and romantic intrigue!) check this out. Now!

Also, this may be the most important link you'll ever click on -- here.

Podcast breakdown:

0:00 -- nuqneH
8:32 -- Viewer mail
19:54 -- "Tin Man"
29:45 -- "Hollow Pursuits"
48:46 -- "The Most Toys"
1.00:40 -- "Sarek"
1.21:51 -- "Ménage à Troi"
1.35:25 -- Awards and rankings
1.45:35 -- Qapla' and outtakes

Jon's Rankings

5. "Ménage à Troi"
4. "The Most Toys"
3. "Tin Man"
2. "Sarek"
1. "Hollow Pursuits"

J.R.'s Rankings

5. "Ménage à Troi"
4. "Tin Man"
3. "The Most Toys"
2. "Hollow Pursuits"
1. "Sarek"

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory to David Rappaport (1951-1990).

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Belated Vacation Photos...

It may be a little while before another podcast comes along, so in the meantime, I thought I'd share some of the photos I took when I went to visit Monterey and we saw the new movie.

Yep. Here I am in Los Angeles. You can tell because of the massive tool smiling behind me.


Here I am at LAX during my long layover. Guess what I did? Yep. I stared at Beverley Crusher.

Here is the annoying Twin Peaks spoiler. It was the first thing I read in the in-flight magazine. What are the odds? How did they know I was watching Twin Peaks at the exact same time?

Here's the plane to Monterey. I hardly ever have a plane with no movable hallway jetway thingie. So quaint. Felt like I was in the 1940s or something.

The soundboard I packed along ripped a big hole in my new suitcase. It was a soundboard we didn't even bother using.

There's my luggage and my free reading book. Don't judge!

Ahh. Here are the two of us eating at some Indian joint that serves some awesome fire-hot tandoori. As I type this, I'm so terribly hungry. Notice the dorky shirt that J.R. is wearing.

Here we are at the movie! For some reason we felt out of place in our Star Trek gear. If you can't wear a Star Trek uniform to a Star Trek movie on opening day, when can you wear it? Sheesh. It's too bad Star Trek is all mainstream now. We have nowhere to scurry to.

The next day we hit the Monterey Bay Aquarium. George and Gracie weren't there anymore. The big probe log from Star Trek IV came and took them. Actually we didn't bother going in. We just got our picture taken out front.

Free chowder! This is what the future is like!

Please please appreciate the awesome Photoshopping of this picture. It fits the subject!!!

Here's my suitcase clipped in safe and sound because hardly anybody takes the Monterey-LAX run.